Kotex sent me a sample of their new Security Super Plus Tampon. This thing is massive. Now, I understand the “super plus”, but seriously? Was a tampon with an applicator the size of my vibrator really necessary?
I couldn’t help myself. I pulled out one of a Tampax Pearl Super tampon and snapped a few side-by-side pictures. I think the pictures definitely speak for themselves:
I’m almost grateful that I carelessly left the tampon on our bed, and Leah, my Pug puppy, got a hold of it and destroyed it. I’m not one to be wasteful, especially with sanitary products, as they are typically pretty expensive. So thanks Leah, for saving me the trouble of stopping the flow with a tampon the size of a small dildo! Sorry Kotex, but there’s no way in hell I’m impaling myself with something that big! Especially when I’m on my period and in a lot of pain to begin with.